Classified Ads

In the States, classified ads can be a hoot to go through.

When you're looking for a house, "charming" signals that it's small or cars with no air conditioning being sold in Palm Springs.

Then you have personal ads.
Nice caring middle age man who likes dogs looking for woman who can cook Indian food.
Lesbians looking for sperm donor, 1600 SAT score and blue eyes

In Botswana, the classified ads are all from traditional healers. Not the normal stuff we'd see in the states.

My favorite are: tightened womanhood, locking your partner, bring back lost lover, and pass exams.